Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Summer hides in the east it seems!

Thanks for following along.
I have arrived safely in Halifax, actually, I have been here for several days but am behind on posts.
Long days, cool riding conditions and very little sleep wore me out and a cold started to take root. Not able to afford sick time on tour I stopped in at a pharmacy to pick up ColdFX.
While I don't usually give free plugs to products this natural remedy did the trick in 3 days. It allowed me to get out of my hotel room and explore a bit of this wonderful harbour city and the hot sunny weather here.

I was not able to blame cold meds on a hallucination as ColdFX is natural. So it is only safe to assume I did see a kids toy in the harbour!!
Sure I had a few drinks the night before but not enough to hallucinate. I suppose Halifax is the type of city where growing up is optional!
Off to explore and video tape some of it
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Be safe out there and watch out for riders please.
Daryl

Monday, August 30, 2010

Oasis of dryness at night

It rained...then it poured.
My intention was to make it as far into New Brunswick as possible. I had a lofty goal of making it to Fredericton, but a late start out of Ottawa caused my daylight to run out. THAT'S when it started to rain! The spray from all the trucks (and it seemed there were many that night) made it hard to keep my visor clear. I have a small wiper blade on each thumb of my rain gloves to clear away water when wind blast is not enough. It seemed every time I cleared my visor one of 2 things would happen. Another truck would pass or I would see a bright, yellow sign warning me of "moose-night danger". Great, I can't see and now there is a good chance a dark, furry, very large ungulate could walk into my blurred vision...yet there seemed no where to stop.

Let me backtrack a bit to let you know how all this came about. I stopped for breakfast the day before in a small town in northern Ontario that I can't even remember. Many of them have no personality along that highway so they blend together in the memory bank.
A few bikes were parked outside of this motel/restaurant and that was enough for me. Having left a great campsite in Iron Bridge Ontario, where I'd spent my night,

my stomach was telling me it was on empty. This seemed as good a place as any as obviously bikers were welcome.

There were 2 Moto Guzzis parked in front of one of the motel rooms and it was obvious they were packed and ready to head out on the highway. I figured they had stayed there for the night and were just having breakfast as they were parked a ways from the restaurant door.

The other motorcycle was an 80's vintage Honda V65 Sabre with some well worn luggage and extra water proof bags bungeed on. Another distance traveller! It was parked off on its own in an odd angle close to the door. I parked near it as I am an advocate of safety in numbers. I park next to other motorcycles as often as I can. People are more likely to see a group of bikes more so than a lone one they can hit and run away from.

Inside I was right about the Guzzi riders, they were stuffing their faces and pouring over a map. They sat off to one side and did not seem to want to acknowledge another rider. The V65 guy was easy to spot. He was a silver haired fellow of shorter stature and appeared to be in his late 50's or early 60's.
'Good for you old man being out here on a bike trip!' I thought, then I realized my age wasn't exactly spring chicken digits.
I had brought my laptop in to check on email as the sign said they had wifi and I do have to keep in touch and make postings.
At some point I struck up a conversation with the V65 rider, who's name was Dave. He was a friendly chap and we chatted as we finished up our breakfast, swapping stories and road info. It turns out we were headed the same way and both of us were weary of solo travel so decided to ride together. I don't like riding in large groups but 2 to 4 riders does make one more visible to duck ass drivers and gives you someone to talk to when you take a rest break. It also gives you something to focus on, another rider to keep pace with, which helps shed a bit of the boredom induced by these lame Ontario highways.
Any curve that may have been fun was straightened out a long time ago for truck traffic. Add their stupid  and dangerous 90kph speed limit and one soon learns to loathe the main highway through here.
Why do I think 90kph is stupid? Easy. With today's vehicles there is no sensation of motion or speed at 90 which makes many drivers lethargic in their reactions or void of attention. It puts one into a trance as I believe many just don't feel there is any risk. Sadly 90kph is still fast enough to kill or seriously hurt you in a collision...you just won't see it coming. I feel a slightly faster pace would hone most peoples attention to a higher level. Note to lawmakers- speed is not always the issue but we know you enjoy making money off it.

As we rode I found Dave's riding style to fit mine nicely. He was into keeping the same pace and gave plenty of warning before passing anyone so that we could stick together. He liked to take short rest breaks between fill ups and I found it very relaxing that way yet we were making good time despite the extra stops. I also felt less fatigued as getting off and stretching is a good thing..

Dave suggested when we get to Ottawa we grab some stuff at the local 24 grocery store and BBQ at his place. He had a spare bed and invited me to take a break from camping for a night. A BBQ dinner and some bike stories, along with some whiskey to unwind sounded great so I took him up on it.
The next morning I had intended to get going by 8am but found there was a problem with some of the auto withdrawals on my bank account so my departure was delayed by banking hours which started at 9am. It took over an hour to straighten things out so now I was behind 2 hours and this is where my daylight started to be eaten up.

Quebec was going to be all super-slab, 4 lane monotony so after my first fuel stop, I detoured off Highway 20 for a half a tank of back country roads. I was impressed by the quaint little towns and how well kept they all were, which was in stark contrast to the odor. There were many dairy farms but with cows comes manure hence their own special blend of country air. Sniff..phew!!
The pace was relaxed, the scenery much better than the super slab so it made for a nice ride through bursts of stink. Upon checking the map I realized I had just snuffed out more daylight than I thought. Time to get back on the 4 lane . Just outside of the turnoff to New Brunswick the rain started, light at first but it seem to amplify as the day changed to night. It seemed the darker it got the bigger and more frequent the drops.

That is where the moose signs started to show up with alarming frequency.

I know full well the damage a moose can do to a car. On a bike you have even less chance. I needed a place to stop but none seemed to materialize. I was stretching my budget as far as I could as the travel to get to the east was more than predicted. Since I saved on a hotel or campsite the night before this downpour justified spending some money. Finally the highway gods felt mercy and a small settlement appeared with a mom/pop style road side motel, the kind that you see in horror flicks. Perfect.
There was a traffic light there although it did not seem to be needed. As I sat waiting to turn left into the motel I looked on my side of the highway and a campground sign was lit up. With my very limited 5 words of French I was sure they were advertising cabins as well so I checked over my shoulder and crossed 2 lanes to the campground. I'd rather have a cabin than murder motel room any day.

It turned out the owner had as much English knowledge as I had French so the slow speech and miming began. She was writing up a receipt for a tent site when I mentioned the cabins. I managed to decipher that there were no cabins to be had as they did not have any. What I had read on the sign was the name of the town, Cabano. As an anglophone it was an honest mistake.
Setting up a tent in the rain is no fun so I pointed at the cook shelter across the driveway. A large concrete slab covered by a roof on poles. "Would I be able to set up in there?" I mimed and slow talked.
She was happy to agree and through her few English words explained how to find the lights and the fireplace was mine to use to.
Fireplace? Had my energy level been higher I would have gladly stoked it up for heat and perhaps I should have anyway. My mind was on sleeping after a quick dinner of snacks as I was beat. I paid the lady, who was very pleasant and accommodating then rode my bike under the shelter. This was 5 star camping as I would be completely dry in the morning for a fast departure and it barely put a dent in my budget so breakfast was going to be huge!
In the morning I awoke rested and dry and packed as the rain slowly dried up. I felt like I had beat mother nature for once and for only 13 bucks. Sweet.



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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Whiteshell relief

I could feel tension unwind for 2 reasons.
First, I left Winnipeg after a longer than needed stop. However business had to be done.
Second, as I write this I am in the Whiteshell Provincial Park where I spent many a summer weekend as a teen. Unlike many places from one’s past, that seem small and not how you remember them, Westhawk Lake felt like summer home I had never left. I set up camp for one night but  wished I could stay longer. The deer that greeted me as I chose my campsite sealed the deal.

It is not often you can get within a dozen feet of a whitetail while on a motorcycle that’s running. Wait til you see the video!


The last of dusk hangs in the air looking almost like northern lights starting their glow as the song of the wilds of summer start up. The mournful call, the throaty warble reply; the song of the common loon. If you have never stayed at a lake in the Precambrian shield you have no idea how this bird’s song can touch your soul. If you were here, you would agree.
Next up is Ontario, Canada's largest province. My ass hurts just typing those words.
Later folks

Monday, August 16, 2010

Put on rain gear!!

Often I hit rain...okay, every single trip this summer has included dampness from above. At times it is an all day drizzle and I have no choice but to don the rain gear. Other times they are small cloud bursts that my riding gear will shed if it is just for a few minutes so I often forego the grunting and sweating of putting on the rain liner and pants. This was not the case as I crossed the prairies this week. This pic is of the happier moments of crossing the huge vast flats.

Approaching Moosimin Saskatchewan (a town mentioned in the song Running back to Saskatoon- The Guess who) with a darkening sky my eyes deceived me. What looked like just a thunderburst that I thought I could push through become a waterfall from the skies.
Okay, it was more than a waterfall as rain came from the side and bounced up from the impact off the ground. Fierce winds almost blew me off the road as the water poured down, quickly filling my visor with droplets inside and out.

I had to pull over as visibility was next to zero. I was only able to see pieces of the road when lightening lit up the sky. Not the ideal way to see and not a comforting feeling being exposed on the side of the road with semi trucks rolling by adding to the spray. At times even the big rigs stopped...especially when the hail began.
Although I had put my rain liner in my jacket and had the foresight to put my rain gloves on, my lower half quickly succumbed to the deluge. My nylon riding pants threw in the towel on being water resistant and my Chill Out undergarments were no match for the moisture that got through. They are usually adequate for wicking away small amounts of moisture that could seep through but this was not a light dribble.
I soon felt a river flowing inside my riding pants, down my leg and into my boots. Normally great at keeping my feet dry the Goretex lined boots were not designed to be a barrier from all angles and they soon filled with water. Rain ran down my jacket and got under the gauntlets of my gloves and soon they too were soaked from the inside. Cold water inside your garments is a feeling you wish to avoid, I have done the research for you.                                      
I have extracted a few stills from the video I took. The daylight pic is one of a storm you can push thru should you choose to. The rest was at dusk then night. Do not try this stunt at home, or in a field in the middle of the prairies.


The GoPro camera does not do well in low light but nature provided some high voltage flashes to give you all a peek.
My advice is if you do not need to be anywhere park it and wait it out and put on ALL your rain gear when you see a huge storm looming.
My clothing is finally dried out and my lesson has been learned.

Moving on now that the monsoons have passed.

Be safe
Daryl

Monday, August 2, 2010

The frustration of waiting

I've was back home for over a week to take care of many needed tasks to continue on with The Planet Tour. Getting some more work done to the bike is one of them. We just had the logo airbrushed on and are now searching for a top case to mount so I have more room for gear. Plus fixing the shudder in the front end which turned out to be a very expensive warped rotor. Didn't need that expense!

I would like to get the episodes out faster but the biggest hurdle thus far is funding. After last years economic meltdown many companies are a bit gun shy when it comes to spending money, yet all of them want to get more exposure for their product or service. My goal is to have the funds so an editor and their assistant/driver would be on the road in a car so I could meet up several times a day and give them the footage right away so that editing can begin. But of course that is 2 paycheques and travel expenses that just don't fit the budget at present.
The Planet Tour is a great place for a business to showcase their stuff but, I'll admit, the show concept is new so of course there is hesitation. The fear of the unknown!
If you want the to use the fear of the unknown try giving up a normal life to live on a motorcycle. Scary? hell yeah! Educational? You bet! Fun? For sure!. Rewarding? So far it has been. I will continue on and produce the best videos with the budget I have and it will continue to grow. I could sit around and wait for that big sponsor but figured...N'ah, they can try and catch me instead.


But I can hear you say "Daryl, you already have sponsors!"
Yes I do and I am grateful for their help thus far but they are in for a limited budget and product donations, but we can change that and this is where I need your help.
First, please invite others to watch and not just your riding buddies. I'm a comic and am used to appealing to a variety of people. The more people watching = more exposure for a sponsoring company. This will translate into a bigger budget.
Sponsors

Second We are still building our directory of approved services by area. If you know of any companies that wish to participate let us know. We promote the directory thru the videos, newsletter and more. Soon there will be a clickable map to help travellers locate services in the area they are.
Business Directory

Third
Show your support with a limited edition "I helped launch The Planet Tour" t-shirt. Fund from the sales go to paying my support staff.
The Planet Tour store

Lastly, if you have an interest in me showing up in your area and know of a venue to perform in please contact us thru the website.
Contact The Planet Tour

Off and running again to try and beat some rain
Cheers

Thursday, July 15, 2010

What's in a name? EVERYTHING! and nothing...

I just did a quick run up thru the Columbia Icefield Parkway and had some great weather going up (it rained most of the way back so it was worth it).
It was a great way to get to my gig,which was a golf tournament, in Grande Cache AB. An awesome ride up through some of the most amazing mountain valleys with the crispness of the air as you pass the glaciers and streams. Pure bliss, the travel doesn't feel like a chore so you ignore that it is over 7 hours of butt numbing because you don't care!

James Moore, from Comedy Monday Night, was with me as he was to be my emcee for the event. Any chance to get out on the bikes and do comedy and you can usually count him in.
We stopped for gas and food in Lake Louise as there are not many places to stop on the parkway and the ones you do find, can be hard on the wallet. Besides, once on there we were only stopping for pics and nothing else as time was tight.

While in Lake Louise I snapped this pic through the restaurant window with my GoPro. A third sport tourer  had pulled in along side Suzy B and James' Kaye. (yeah, he named his too). Those that know me understand my love of sporting bikes so I had to take a pic. The fish eye lens gives it an odd perspective yet it captures the beauty of the view we had plus the 3 sporty rides.

Inside there were 2 friendly couples across the aisle that had ridden up here from Wisconsin USA, on their motorcycles so that was enough to start a conversation. They were very pleasant and excited by all the attractions they had scene on their tour so note comparing was the order of the moment as we rattled off places visited.

They were also receptive to suggestions of places to see, so I gave them all sorts of places to check out on their way back that they would've  never found on their own in the short time they had. Its a common trait I've noticed with bikers. If they've had a great time on a great road or attraction they want to share it with other riders so they can experience it too. It is a sort of 'pay it forward' that seems to find its way back to you in strange ways.

Like that time last year when that CHiPs officer pointed my group toward a fantastic road we had not even thought of going down while we were making our way through the desert heat to see Joshua Tree National Forest. I am always eager to tell people about those hidden gems so maybe that was a payback? Either way, thanks officer for making our ride that much better. But I've side tracked, now back to the recent trip and my new Wisconsin friends.

That coming Sunday, back in Calgary, I was doing a show and a DVD recording. The cheese heads, as Wisconsin residents are sometimes affectionately called,  were going to be in town so I gave them information on the show. I don't think we even introduced ourselves as there were so many stories about where they were going and where they had been. It was that bond strangers, who enjoy being out there traveling on the bike just seem to have. It is a short relationship that lasts until you part ways. Names seem like an unnecessary formality.

I never really thought I would see them again but, come Sunday, there they were, buying tickets to the show! I had hoped they would stick around after so I could say hi, but with all the distractions, people I had to talk to right after the show, they somehow slipped out before I could thank them.
Complete strangers who shared a common bond of touring so they came out to support my show and the live art form that is my life. It is the type of gesture that is golden to a performer and reminds me of why I do this crazy thing I do for a living. I hoped they enjoyed the show. I heard they were laughing.

 Upon downloading my window pic I see I also captured the 2 big Harleys, in the top right hand corner, that belonged to those nice folks from Wisconsin. So in a way they are part of this picture.
Since they were heading to Jasper and then back I know they also shared this view (in my next pic) as you reach the top of the pass on the parkway.

I hope you 4 made it back safe and one day perhaps I will get an email to let me know you did and that you found the Wayne Hotel near Drumheller like I told you.
If you ever see this pic I'm sure you will have a vivid memory of that view that far exceeds what a camera could capture but I hope it brings them flooding back in as it does to me. I can't wait to do this road again and I am sure you guys are on the same page.

Be safe everyone. Never go faster than your guardian angel's screaming can be heard.
Cheers
Daryl

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Bears and camera settings!!

Hi folks
to date The Planet Tour has logged over 4000km and we have just started! This does not include the 15,000 test kms I did the last 2 seasons.
I have seen 3 bears so far and one was a grizzly right alongside the road. I will show that in episode 5.
Yesterday while driving back from a show in Grande Cache AB I was on the Columbia Icefield Parkway which has some spectacular views. Then it was thru Banff National Park so I decided to do the Bow Valley Parkway as chances of spotting wildlife are always good on that road at dusk.
This is when I saw bear number 3 in as many weeks. A medium sized black bear wandered across the highway. I hastily retrieved my new camcorder from my tank bag. In my excitement I did not notice it was set to still pics (it doubles as a regular camera). I was more worried about making a clean getaway incase Yogi suddenly changed course. As such, no video or pics and then....my battery died. Sigh... more gear to buy!!
Episodes will be coming a bit faster now. A few teething problems at first, as we get the logistics figured out on the best way to get video from the road to the editor.
If you wish to see more episodes more often you can help in 2 ways.
1- I need more people to subscribe to the show as sponsors only think in terms of numbers. Also please share the video links with as many people as you can because hits are good too
2- be the coolest person in your 'hood with the limited edition "I helped launch The Planet Tour" T-shirt available on the website.
The store is up and running.
Money raised from the T-shirts goes to help pay for my support team. There are people in the background that are all part of this fun project. Lynda who manages the business and office end of things and of course my editor(s).
We have them with The Planet Tour logo in blue for the dudes and pink for the chicks.
By the way if you are offended by the use of the term "chick" you're probably not the kind of broad that should be watching the show....no offense to the dames and skirts
;-)
If you order now I am throwing in a copy of my first comedy album "Herding The Sheeple" in MP3 for your iTunes or personal MP3 player as my thank you.

If you wish for The Planet Tour to stop into your town or business please contact us to arrange it.
info@theplanettour.com

Thanks for following along and please share the road safely with motorcycles and all others.
Cheers
Daryl