Thursday, December 30, 2010

Big draw in 24 hours


Hi Folks
I hope you have gotten through the holiday season okay and had time with family.
It has been busy for me with both family and working on things behind the scenes with The Planet Tour and getting ready for the upcoming Calgary and Edmonton motorcycle shows!

We are doing the draw for a pair of Draggin Jeans to close out 2010. These are the only jeans worn on The Planet Tour. Why? Check out this video and you'll see.
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We all know that bikes have a certain 'cool factor' but riding without protection is not one of them. I cringe when I see riders with regular jeans, no jacket and no gloves. No, scratch that. I get angry because those duck asses, should they have a wipe out will have massive injuries that affect all of our insurance rates. With great products like Draggin there is no need to risk massive road rash. They also have shirts made with the same Kevlar material for those days when it is just too hot to wear a jacket.
Check out more through Universal Cycle the official supplier of Draggin Jeans products in Canada.
See you at the bike shows
Daryl

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

A new motorcycle life is coming soon

As the calendar tells us winter is here in Calgary my thoughts turn to prepping for this upcoming riding season. Damn I wish I could ride right now though as I was ripped off a several nice weeks of fall weather all because of a duckass driver.

Some of you may have learned that Suzy B has been reduced to money in my bank account by the insurance company. It is sad how easy it is to write off a bike. No, scratch that. It is annoying how easy it is and drivers don't seem to understand that riders don't get fender benders.

Motorcycle owners usually have an attachment to their bikes sort of  like a cowboy has a bond with his horse. If you don't ride you may not understand this but it is like losing someone when a bike goes down, especially one you have spent a lot of time on.
I was fortunate to have 3 good seasons on Suzy B and wracked up over 62,000km in that short time. While some of the riding conditions were less than perfect I enjoyed each and every kilometre. I have accepted that she is gone and now begins the search for a new ride.
I am a rider that likes many types of motorcycles and brands and am not set on just one type so choices are endless. Do I get another sport tourer? If so which brand? Do I switch to a dual sport? I rode a couple this year on test rides while at The Wharf Rat Rally and was impressed at the ride quality they offered as well as the ability to head off the pave road if I should desire.
The fact that I am not sponsored by any factory rides makes choosing one even more difficult. I have a set amount of money to spend and it will not be enough to buy a new bike unless I went with some way too small.
I do have to give a shout out to my insurance company, Blue Circle, as one that is very easy to deal with. They also have a clause in their policy that if your ride is written off by someone else within a certain period you get your purchase price back. WOW! The worst thing a rider can face, besides physical injury, is to have their beloved ride wiped out by someone else and having to take the fist in the ass, black book value, depreciation price so many insurance companies will ram in there. Not Blue Circle.
It has allowed me to search for a bike in similar condition and value of what I was riding instead of the usual victim gets robbed again value. Thank you Blue Circle.
I am off to shop!
Big news is The Planet Tour is going to be at the Calgary Motorcycle show and the Edmonton Motorcycle show this coming January! Who knows? Maybe my new (to me) ride will be there with me.
R.I.P. Suzy B, you were a great bike. Anyone looking for an awesome sport tourer with great bang for the buck take a look at the Suzuki Bandit. Fantastic engine with gobs of torque, very decent milage for a 1250cc and all the comfort you need to tour.
You may be asking "Why don't you go and buy another Bandit?" I thought about it but it would only compete against the memories of Suzy B and all we have endured. I think I have to have something different now.
Cheers folks
Daryl Makk

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Who would like a promotional vehicle?

I have returned home to much cooler temperatures. Summer, or what little we had, has departed like a guest at a party that no one seemed to notice. It was that forgettable, weather wise. Most of the leaves have switched to their fall colours or have already fallen. It is a time of change which seems so fitting right now. It is time to work on the next stage of The Planet Tour and decide what changes I need to do to my plans.

Besides the obvious of fixing or replacing my ride

I need to focus on funding to afford creating a better production for you nice people. I have teamed up with a great editor and production house Widescreen Media who brought some great technical know-how to the team. I think they did an awesome job on the animated graphics at the beginning of the last episode
I need to take the show to a higher level to get the message of safety out there but I also wish to show people the wonderful adventure they can have on a motorcycle or a road trip in general. Its a great planet and I hope to inspire others to get out and see it.
To raise the profile of the show of course takes some bucks so I will be open about this. I am looking for companies to advertise on the show. Money will be used for production costs and to purchase online advertising to promote the show which in turn will expose you to a larger customer base as we reach out to more and more viewers.
Part of our promotional material. Email for complete information package


My team and I are working on booking public appearances for the upcoming touring year. If you would like a live comedy show come to your event/town/business please write to us and we will do our best to get you as a stop on the tour.
info@theplanettour.com

We are also working on the next webisode to get the story back on track of my travels and will release that shortly.
For those only following the blog you can find the latest video on the website  and subscribe for updates on the bottom of any page on the site.

My injuries are healing quite well. In fact I have been itching for a ride for over 2 weeks now that I am up to the task again. The only problem is I have no motorcycle. Now the weather has turned it helps ease the itch but I still feel ripped off of a month of riding, all because someone had to be in such a hurray to make a mistake. 2 weeks ago we had some nice fall days but lately it is cold enough to remind me of my Saskatoon to Edmonton stint I did just days before the accident. That is a cold I never thought I would have to repeat.
Here are maps of provinces and US states I travelled in 2010
Canadian Provinces visited 2010

US states visited 2010
Where will 2011 take me?
Some of that is up to you folks.
Be safe
Daryl

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Embrace the change instead of fight it.

It is amazing what a week in warm weather can do for your spirits. Perhaps it was our lack of our summer and my need to feel some heat or it was just the endless food and lack of housekeeping duties. Then again it could have been the new experience of the on board comedy clubs that Carnival Cruise lines has. What ever it is was I feel renewed from the down in the dumps feeling I was having after the accident.
My office on board

On board I did some writing. Nothing like a deck with an ocean view to stir some creative juices. I also shot some video commentary for some upcoming webisodes.
We are working on video clips as I write this and will be releasing them soon.
Thanks to all for your support and for helping me get this message out to share the road with motorcycles and for riders to wear their gear.
I'm thankful for my helmet, Joe Rocket jacket (with padded armor), Draggin Jeans and Alpinestar boots. All of them had a part in keeping my injuries to a minimum. I shudder when I see riders in next to no gear but a whole lot of faith that it can't happen to them. It can happen to anyone no matter what your skill level. Things can go wrong and if it should why make your day even worse by risking extra injury?

While on the ship I was reminded how things just don't go as planned. Our schedule was to go from Galveston Texas over to Cozumel Mexico but a wind bag named hurricane Paula got in the way. Safety first was the order and we were redirected to Vera Cruz instead. I was shocked to see how many passengers got pissy because they were "supposed to go to Cozumel" and had on shore excursions booked.
Their self indulgence was so strong they completely ignored the fact that for us to go to Cozumel we would have had to sail through a hurricane!! I am pretty sure the weather would have not been up to their vacation standards either.  Even though they were all getting refunds to compensate I still heard them moaning about it in the stairs and hallways days later. So hard done by were they that their precious plans had been altered, for their well being even, they still did not get it. Our new port meant we did not have to risk possible death at sea or a ship full of sea sick passengers so shut up! It's  this "me only" attitude I believe carries over to our roads and may be why some drivers do the stupid shit they do. They only care about themselves.
Its a basic theory at this point.

I am always up for seeing new places and although I had never been to either port a surprise stop can sometimes be the best part of a trip. It happens on  motorcycle trips constantly. In fact this summer, unless I had a show I had to get to, I had no idea where I was stopping for the night. So of course I was one of the few that was happy things had changed. Hello Vera Cruz!!
It beats rockin' in a hurricane!

I did not venture far as the number of heavily armed cops and military that seemed to be on every corner, made me think it was best not to wander too far. I learned later that there had been a shooting in a market square the day before and 10 people were gunned down in an apparent drug territory war. It was the same market square where I had lunch but I did not know its recent history as I pointed at pictures while I ordered.

I need to learn Spanish as I have found the need for it in more and more in my travels. No worries as the food that showed up was sort of, kind of what I thought I had ordered.
Never get set on just one thing while travelling and you can never get disappointed. I was sure I had ordered the Cozumel burritos but I got the Veracruz tostadas instead. At least an edible meal showed up! As they say in Mexico, bon appetite amigo....or something like that.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Gringo sailing!


Hi folks
As I write this I am sailing through the Gulf of Mexico on my way to an alternate destination. When I say alternate destination I was referring to our redirection due to hurricane Paula that was threatening us if we continued on to Cozemel. The cruise line decided to sail to Veracruz rather than take the storm full on. Good call. I think I have been tossed around enough this past month.

Its as though one of my wishes had been granted I suddenly got a call to work a cruise ship in warm weather, which is just what I needed while I am on the mend. Perfect. Few distractions, free food and good show location with no commuting.
We left Galveston Texas on Monday and it has been nice to feel summer-like heat.

The shows have been fun as Carnival Cruise lines now allows a few R-rated shows during the week which is awesome. Nothing can lower the effect of comedy more than censorship of ideas and words. We still have to do a clean, family show but are allowed to let loose on the R-rated ones like a real comedy club. 
Keeping it short as internet time is pricey at sea.
Adios my amigos and amigas

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Hi folks
Well my aches and pains have lessened a bit. Still have back spasms and fatigue sets in around midday but I am up and moving on my own and that is enough to make me grateful.
At least the pain is not so much that I have to live on pain killers. Those things wreak havoc with the digestive system so I take them only when having a bad spasm.
Currently working with an editor to get the webisodes out. I had a great time this summer despite the excessive rain.
From Winnipeg Aug 13,2010
You can help me out. If you or anyone you know was involved in a motorcycle accident, especially one caused by a car please have them contact me. I am looking for pics of the crash and injuries to use in the show. Perhaps some graphic images will help get the message out to some that there is no such thing as a fender bender on a bike.

As we release the videos we would also like to work with you and your company on promotion. If you would like to be featured as an advertiser/sponsor please contact me. The cost is very little and the videos will remain online indefinitely.

I hope to hear from the insurance company soon as to the state of my bike. Is it fixable or not? They sure are taking their time on this. To add to the whole situation Calgary has been experiencing some great riding weather lately. It hurts me more to sit here and not ride than the injuries themselves. I will get back to riding despited all the quitters in the world advising me otherwise. My mission is to bring the message of sharing the road to as many people as I can. To quit now means that I accept that bad drivers have won. That is not my style. My injuries are healing and my determination is growing.

Thanks to all who have stopped by to read and to those who have shown support. You can help as well by purchasing a T-shirt from The Planet Tour store
We also have set up a funding page on IndieGoGo to raise money for editing. Travel this summer ate up more budget than predicted. Please donate if you can and pass on the links to others who may be interested.
I have lots of stories to share and a helluva lot of people to educate.
Be safe out there
Cheers
Daryl
Deer in one of my campsites. Video recorded from the bike!!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Help me get the message out please!!

As I write this it is a wonderful fall day. Clear, warm, sunny and no wind. Perfect for a ride only I have no ridable bike and if I did I am unable to throw a leg over one in my condition.
Last Saturday, Sept 18/10 on the last leg of this season's portion of The Planet Tour, after crossing the entire country of Canada solo, to spread the message of sharing the road, an inattentive driver nailed me.
She did a sudden turn in front of me which then turned into be a badly executed U-turn. After slowing and moving over to avoid her, the car suddenly careened left over to where I had moved. It was like it had bounced off the curb or something. The only place left was to glance off the side of the car.
"Oh shit this is going to hurt!" was my second thought; "This cannot be happening again!!" was my first as I heard the crunch of Suzy's parts as they shattered against the car and I was thrown.
I has ridden the whole country of Candad, solo and this happens during the last week?!? Why are people so reluctant to see motorcycles? I ride with my high beam on all the time yet am invisible?

One of the main purposes of The Planet Tour is to promote sharing the road while raising the image of the motorcycling community. Sometimes I wonder if it is the bad apples of biking that help give all riders a bad image which may just be part of the reason people refuse to accept what their eyes see. Maybe we don't matter to them.

Its just a theory.    

I missed my headline spot at The Laughshop in Sherwood Park, because, as we all know, emergency wards don't move with speed. 4 1/2 hours on a spine board caused the wrenched muscles in my back lock up and spasm. It took good old morphine to the rescue. Its the only fun part of being hit. Man that stuff works but I was still in pain.

I was in no shape to do a headline spot but went down to see the crowd. The manager was kind enough to give me a few minutes on stage so I could feel the laughter and mention my cause.  Move over morphine because there is nothing like the sound of an audience laughing at my words (and I have no idea what those words were being on morphine) to make me feel better. I was still whacked on morphine but everyone said I did well for my few minutes up there.  I would have loved to do my full 45 minutes but after limping back to my chair I could tell I would have run out of steam rather quickly. The effects of the drug were wearing off and I was dizzy and tired.



I've included some pics of my injuries and I apologize to the squeamish (they are a bit graphic) but I believe people need to see what can happen when a driver does  something unsafe.


While there are no broken bones (thankfully) I do have a swollen right ankle, some massive bruising on my right hip along with some road rash on my shin and some wrenched back muscles that spasm every now and then. I suppose this might be what one of those electric abdominal zappers, you see on late night TV,would feel like if I hooked it up to my back...and cranked the voltage up! I should try and get a spasm on video as it is humorous when it happens mid-speech.
Bruise on Day 3

The world is filled with drivers not paying attention so wear your gear or you could be asking for a world of hurt. I am grateful I had my Draggin Jeans on, my Joe Rocket riding jacket, Alpinestar boots, riding gloves, helmet. ATGATT (All The Gear All The Time) always. I cringe when I see a rider with only a t-shirt or worse- shorts! Things can happen so quickly it is not worth the risk of going sans safety gear.

So what's next? 
Healing of course and dealing with insurance. I'll know in a few days what is happening with Suzy. Parts aren't cheap so here's hoping its not a write off. She's a good bike, only one repair in over 60,000km plus, of course the regular maintenance stuff.

I still have 12 weeks of webisodes to edit that I will add a safety message to along with showing you the stuff I encountered in my travels. I am not quitting riding or The Planet Tour show, if anything I am more motivated to get this message out, teach people to share the road and wear your gear and of course to deliver it through my comedy. I will need your help though. More people need to see the webisodes so share this link and get more people to subscribe together we can help spread the message.

Get involved!
I would like to promote your company in the videos and am seeking sponsorship to pay for the editing costs in return for exposure on the show. If you have a service or product that I can promote, as long as it meets the guidelines, lets work together. I can place your company ad or product in the video and get you some exposure for a very affordable fee and, unlike print advertising these videos will be up online indefinitely! Let me promote you and your company.

The media is starting to help get the message out. This story ran in all the Sun newspapers across the nation.
Story Link
I am in the process of releasing a video about the crash and my injuries which will be out soon. I do hope it makes a few people drive with more caution.
Please spread the word and share the links. We need to reach more people so they start to see motorcycles out there. To all riders please invest in the proper riding gear to minimize any injury should something go wrong.
Some may be saying I am crazy to talk about getting back on the bike, to even continue riding. Its my passion and if I quit now before getting my message out there then the bad drivers win. I can't let that happen

Daryl

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

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I left the Wharf Rat Rally feeling good about the experience but sad to say good bye. I know I will return as I have an invite from the rally organizers.
Night time at Wharf Rat
I snapped this pic at night with a flash and ended up with a floating crosswalk sign that glows like an icon on the screen. Sure some of the pic is out of focus but I just enjoy the way it turned out.

I left Digby and picked a great road, Highway 1, that hugged the coastline and was rewarded with an amazing view of the famous tides of Fundy which are reported to be the highest in the world...or the lowest when it is low tide. I happened along at low tide and was amazed at how far the water retreats along this area.
Looking like someone has drained the ocean I had to stop for some video. I have extracted a frame for you to see of some of the upcoming images.
Low tide - Bay of Fundy
Later that same day I veered off the superslab of the TransCanada in New Brunswick and followed a Highway 105 on the other side of the St John River.
Upon reaching the small town of Harland I was greeted with a cool site. A covered bridge. I have always wanted to see one up close as there are none where I live. As it turns out not only did I scratch off a bucket list item but I did it with the LONGEST COVERED BRIDGE IN THE WORLD!!
Very cool. I stopped for some pics and video. Here are some pics to check out as well as a link.
Sometimes the best stuff on the road is free.
More updates to come.
Cheers and be safe all.
Daryl

Monday, September 6, 2010

Can you give a wharf rat's ass?

I sit here with a view of the Bay of Fundy having my last morning coffee in the Digby Nova Scotia area. I was here for most the week to attend and perform at the Wharf Rat Rally which is reportedly Atlantic Canada's biggest motorcycle rally. The crowds grew as the week went on then the party was almost crashed by some dude named Earl.
Hurricane Earl was coming up the coast and of course the media was hyping it up as Armageddon because that is what they do, feed hype and fear.
Many people pulled out on Friday as they were afraid of getting nailed by Earl. Vendors shut down and prepared for the worst and put their wares away but stayed.
The group of riders staying at the hotel resort where I was decided to have an all night bonfire party in Earl's honor.
 When a bit of rain started to sprinkle. It made us laugh and get up and dance in the rain, which stopped and started through out the night. We partied til 5am when it looked like Earl was a no show.
In the morning Earl showed up apparently as hung over as the resort residents. All he could muster was a bit of blowing wind that took a few leaves off trees and some warm rain for a few hours.
By mid day Earl had left and the rally kicked off again. Vendors re-opened their tents, shows commenced and the few true bikers that weathered it out were there to keep it going. Riders started to return from nearby towns.
Sunday the weather was sunny and windy. Actually it was more windy than when Earl was here but the storm was gone and riders returned....in droves!
The main road into Digby was backed up out to the highway and they kept coming. All sorts of brands from all sorts of manufacturers and several vintage rides too. Within hours the main street was wall to wall bikes and shut down to cars...and they still came. The pic I have here is from Thursday, 2 days before Earl and not even half of the scene I describe. As I write this my camera is in my room charging but I will post pics and video when time allows.

The feel of the rally was one of old friends you had yet to meet. Maritimers are some of the most down to earth folks you will ever meet and are always willing to strike up a conversation or invite you to their party. There was little or no brand attitude that is usually present at some events. No one here cares what you ride they are just happy you are here too. It was a nice feeling and the rally was family friendly by day. At night the main street empties out after the fireworks. A few local bars for the die hards but most retreated back to their hotels and campgrounds to have private parties. In short, no major trouble spots despite the large turnout.
I look forward to next year as I plan on returning. As for Earl? I couldn't give a wharf rat's ass if he came back either, but he has to bring his own beer this time.
Digby Harbour

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Corners again!!

After the coma inducing roads of Ontario and having to run the super slab 4 lane through Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia I finally found corners again!!!
I ran highway 333 down to Peggys Cove in Nova Scotia to see the most photographed lighthouse in the maritimes of Canada.
A pleasant road through postcard-like towns, each with a sign welcoming you to their community, offered many great stops along the way.
 The road winds along the Atlantic with some great scenery of the coastline. Closer to Peggys Cove the road becomes downright fun but you will want to stop and take pics first.
The wind swept point is a big slab of granite weathered from years of the Atlantic Ocean carving it into a picture perfect place. Unlike any other coast I have seen, it was fantastic place for pics and video.
The first lighthouse was a wooden one built in 1868 and was replaced by the octagonal concrete one, pictured here, in 1914.
The village and area almost look like a movie set in its quaint setting.
After pics and food I went for a brief blast up the coast, tossing Suzy B back and forth in corners. She seemed like a horse that had been stabled too long and wanted to run. The engine roared and we carved some apexes as I took in the wild wind swept coast. Decorated with tiny evergreens stunted by the continuous blast of the ocean it was a surreal countryside to ride in. I loved it and hope to return.
I wished I had the luxury of more time to explore this area. So many things that were screaming for my attention but I had to get closer to Digby to prepare for The Wharf Rat Rally.
That night I made it to Kejimkujik National Park which was nice but not worth the inflated government prices. Note: I will avoid camp areas with park fees on top of pricey camping.
While the sites were well treed and far apart, amenities like showers and washrooms were uncomfortably far from my campsite. They boasted an internet cafe which was not working but you still pay for it in the fees.
The ride to Kejimkujik was on a winding country road 325 then 8. Nice sweepers, little traffic and a few bends to actually have fun in. I swore I could feel my tire rounding out again from the brick like flatness the super slab had done to it.

I'm in Digby now. The rally is blast. More on that later.
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Summer hides in the east it seems!

Thanks for following along.
I have arrived safely in Halifax, actually, I have been here for several days but am behind on posts.
Long days, cool riding conditions and very little sleep wore me out and a cold started to take root. Not able to afford sick time on tour I stopped in at a pharmacy to pick up ColdFX.
While I don't usually give free plugs to products this natural remedy did the trick in 3 days. It allowed me to get out of my hotel room and explore a bit of this wonderful harbour city and the hot sunny weather here.

I was not able to blame cold meds on a hallucination as ColdFX is natural. So it is only safe to assume I did see a kids toy in the harbour!!
Sure I had a few drinks the night before but not enough to hallucinate. I suppose Halifax is the type of city where growing up is optional!
Off to explore and video tape some of it
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Be safe out there and watch out for riders please.
Daryl

Monday, August 30, 2010

Oasis of dryness at night

It rained...then it poured.
My intention was to make it as far into New Brunswick as possible. I had a lofty goal of making it to Fredericton, but a late start out of Ottawa caused my daylight to run out. THAT'S when it started to rain! The spray from all the trucks (and it seemed there were many that night) made it hard to keep my visor clear. I have a small wiper blade on each thumb of my rain gloves to clear away water when wind blast is not enough. It seemed every time I cleared my visor one of 2 things would happen. Another truck would pass or I would see a bright, yellow sign warning me of "moose-night danger". Great, I can't see and now there is a good chance a dark, furry, very large ungulate could walk into my blurred vision...yet there seemed no where to stop.

Let me backtrack a bit to let you know how all this came about. I stopped for breakfast the day before in a small town in northern Ontario that I can't even remember. Many of them have no personality along that highway so they blend together in the memory bank.
A few bikes were parked outside of this motel/restaurant and that was enough for me. Having left a great campsite in Iron Bridge Ontario, where I'd spent my night,

my stomach was telling me it was on empty. This seemed as good a place as any as obviously bikers were welcome.

There were 2 Moto Guzzis parked in front of one of the motel rooms and it was obvious they were packed and ready to head out on the highway. I figured they had stayed there for the night and were just having breakfast as they were parked a ways from the restaurant door.

The other motorcycle was an 80's vintage Honda V65 Sabre with some well worn luggage and extra water proof bags bungeed on. Another distance traveller! It was parked off on its own in an odd angle close to the door. I parked near it as I am an advocate of safety in numbers. I park next to other motorcycles as often as I can. People are more likely to see a group of bikes more so than a lone one they can hit and run away from.

Inside I was right about the Guzzi riders, they were stuffing their faces and pouring over a map. They sat off to one side and did not seem to want to acknowledge another rider. The V65 guy was easy to spot. He was a silver haired fellow of shorter stature and appeared to be in his late 50's or early 60's.
'Good for you old man being out here on a bike trip!' I thought, then I realized my age wasn't exactly spring chicken digits.
I had brought my laptop in to check on email as the sign said they had wifi and I do have to keep in touch and make postings.
At some point I struck up a conversation with the V65 rider, who's name was Dave. He was a friendly chap and we chatted as we finished up our breakfast, swapping stories and road info. It turns out we were headed the same way and both of us were weary of solo travel so decided to ride together. I don't like riding in large groups but 2 to 4 riders does make one more visible to duck ass drivers and gives you someone to talk to when you take a rest break. It also gives you something to focus on, another rider to keep pace with, which helps shed a bit of the boredom induced by these lame Ontario highways.
Any curve that may have been fun was straightened out a long time ago for truck traffic. Add their stupid  and dangerous 90kph speed limit and one soon learns to loathe the main highway through here.
Why do I think 90kph is stupid? Easy. With today's vehicles there is no sensation of motion or speed at 90 which makes many drivers lethargic in their reactions or void of attention. It puts one into a trance as I believe many just don't feel there is any risk. Sadly 90kph is still fast enough to kill or seriously hurt you in a collision...you just won't see it coming. I feel a slightly faster pace would hone most peoples attention to a higher level. Note to lawmakers- speed is not always the issue but we know you enjoy making money off it.

As we rode I found Dave's riding style to fit mine nicely. He was into keeping the same pace and gave plenty of warning before passing anyone so that we could stick together. He liked to take short rest breaks between fill ups and I found it very relaxing that way yet we were making good time despite the extra stops. I also felt less fatigued as getting off and stretching is a good thing..

Dave suggested when we get to Ottawa we grab some stuff at the local 24 grocery store and BBQ at his place. He had a spare bed and invited me to take a break from camping for a night. A BBQ dinner and some bike stories, along with some whiskey to unwind sounded great so I took him up on it.
The next morning I had intended to get going by 8am but found there was a problem with some of the auto withdrawals on my bank account so my departure was delayed by banking hours which started at 9am. It took over an hour to straighten things out so now I was behind 2 hours and this is where my daylight started to be eaten up.

Quebec was going to be all super-slab, 4 lane monotony so after my first fuel stop, I detoured off Highway 20 for a half a tank of back country roads. I was impressed by the quaint little towns and how well kept they all were, which was in stark contrast to the odor. There were many dairy farms but with cows comes manure hence their own special blend of country air. Sniff..phew!!
The pace was relaxed, the scenery much better than the super slab so it made for a nice ride through bursts of stink. Upon checking the map I realized I had just snuffed out more daylight than I thought. Time to get back on the 4 lane . Just outside of the turnoff to New Brunswick the rain started, light at first but it seem to amplify as the day changed to night. It seemed the darker it got the bigger and more frequent the drops.

That is where the moose signs started to show up with alarming frequency.

I know full well the damage a moose can do to a car. On a bike you have even less chance. I needed a place to stop but none seemed to materialize. I was stretching my budget as far as I could as the travel to get to the east was more than predicted. Since I saved on a hotel or campsite the night before this downpour justified spending some money. Finally the highway gods felt mercy and a small settlement appeared with a mom/pop style road side motel, the kind that you see in horror flicks. Perfect.
There was a traffic light there although it did not seem to be needed. As I sat waiting to turn left into the motel I looked on my side of the highway and a campground sign was lit up. With my very limited 5 words of French I was sure they were advertising cabins as well so I checked over my shoulder and crossed 2 lanes to the campground. I'd rather have a cabin than murder motel room any day.

It turned out the owner had as much English knowledge as I had French so the slow speech and miming began. She was writing up a receipt for a tent site when I mentioned the cabins. I managed to decipher that there were no cabins to be had as they did not have any. What I had read on the sign was the name of the town, Cabano. As an anglophone it was an honest mistake.
Setting up a tent in the rain is no fun so I pointed at the cook shelter across the driveway. A large concrete slab covered by a roof on poles. "Would I be able to set up in there?" I mimed and slow talked.
She was happy to agree and through her few English words explained how to find the lights and the fireplace was mine to use to.
Fireplace? Had my energy level been higher I would have gladly stoked it up for heat and perhaps I should have anyway. My mind was on sleeping after a quick dinner of snacks as I was beat. I paid the lady, who was very pleasant and accommodating then rode my bike under the shelter. This was 5 star camping as I would be completely dry in the morning for a fast departure and it barely put a dent in my budget so breakfast was going to be huge!
In the morning I awoke rested and dry and packed as the rain slowly dried up. I felt like I had beat mother nature for once and for only 13 bucks. Sweet.



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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Whiteshell relief

I could feel tension unwind for 2 reasons.
First, I left Winnipeg after a longer than needed stop. However business had to be done.
Second, as I write this I am in the Whiteshell Provincial Park where I spent many a summer weekend as a teen. Unlike many places from one’s past, that seem small and not how you remember them, Westhawk Lake felt like summer home I had never left. I set up camp for one night but  wished I could stay longer. The deer that greeted me as I chose my campsite sealed the deal.

It is not often you can get within a dozen feet of a whitetail while on a motorcycle that’s running. Wait til you see the video!


The last of dusk hangs in the air looking almost like northern lights starting their glow as the song of the wilds of summer start up. The mournful call, the throaty warble reply; the song of the common loon. If you have never stayed at a lake in the Precambrian shield you have no idea how this bird’s song can touch your soul. If you were here, you would agree.
Next up is Ontario, Canada's largest province. My ass hurts just typing those words.
Later folks

Monday, August 16, 2010

Put on rain gear!!

Often I hit rain...okay, every single trip this summer has included dampness from above. At times it is an all day drizzle and I have no choice but to don the rain gear. Other times they are small cloud bursts that my riding gear will shed if it is just for a few minutes so I often forego the grunting and sweating of putting on the rain liner and pants. This was not the case as I crossed the prairies this week. This pic is of the happier moments of crossing the huge vast flats.

Approaching Moosimin Saskatchewan (a town mentioned in the song Running back to Saskatoon- The Guess who) with a darkening sky my eyes deceived me. What looked like just a thunderburst that I thought I could push through become a waterfall from the skies.
Okay, it was more than a waterfall as rain came from the side and bounced up from the impact off the ground. Fierce winds almost blew me off the road as the water poured down, quickly filling my visor with droplets inside and out.

I had to pull over as visibility was next to zero. I was only able to see pieces of the road when lightening lit up the sky. Not the ideal way to see and not a comforting feeling being exposed on the side of the road with semi trucks rolling by adding to the spray. At times even the big rigs stopped...especially when the hail began.
Although I had put my rain liner in my jacket and had the foresight to put my rain gloves on, my lower half quickly succumbed to the deluge. My nylon riding pants threw in the towel on being water resistant and my Chill Out undergarments were no match for the moisture that got through. They are usually adequate for wicking away small amounts of moisture that could seep through but this was not a light dribble.
I soon felt a river flowing inside my riding pants, down my leg and into my boots. Normally great at keeping my feet dry the Goretex lined boots were not designed to be a barrier from all angles and they soon filled with water. Rain ran down my jacket and got under the gauntlets of my gloves and soon they too were soaked from the inside. Cold water inside your garments is a feeling you wish to avoid, I have done the research for you.                                      
I have extracted a few stills from the video I took. The daylight pic is one of a storm you can push thru should you choose to. The rest was at dusk then night. Do not try this stunt at home, or in a field in the middle of the prairies.


The GoPro camera does not do well in low light but nature provided some high voltage flashes to give you all a peek.
My advice is if you do not need to be anywhere park it and wait it out and put on ALL your rain gear when you see a huge storm looming.
My clothing is finally dried out and my lesson has been learned.

Moving on now that the monsoons have passed.

Be safe
Daryl

Monday, August 2, 2010

The frustration of waiting

I've was back home for over a week to take care of many needed tasks to continue on with The Planet Tour. Getting some more work done to the bike is one of them. We just had the logo airbrushed on and are now searching for a top case to mount so I have more room for gear. Plus fixing the shudder in the front end which turned out to be a very expensive warped rotor. Didn't need that expense!

I would like to get the episodes out faster but the biggest hurdle thus far is funding. After last years economic meltdown many companies are a bit gun shy when it comes to spending money, yet all of them want to get more exposure for their product or service. My goal is to have the funds so an editor and their assistant/driver would be on the road in a car so I could meet up several times a day and give them the footage right away so that editing can begin. But of course that is 2 paycheques and travel expenses that just don't fit the budget at present.
The Planet Tour is a great place for a business to showcase their stuff but, I'll admit, the show concept is new so of course there is hesitation. The fear of the unknown!
If you want the to use the fear of the unknown try giving up a normal life to live on a motorcycle. Scary? hell yeah! Educational? You bet! Fun? For sure!. Rewarding? So far it has been. I will continue on and produce the best videos with the budget I have and it will continue to grow. I could sit around and wait for that big sponsor but figured...N'ah, they can try and catch me instead.


But I can hear you say "Daryl, you already have sponsors!"
Yes I do and I am grateful for their help thus far but they are in for a limited budget and product donations, but we can change that and this is where I need your help.
First, please invite others to watch and not just your riding buddies. I'm a comic and am used to appealing to a variety of people. The more people watching = more exposure for a sponsoring company. This will translate into a bigger budget.
Sponsors

Second We are still building our directory of approved services by area. If you know of any companies that wish to participate let us know. We promote the directory thru the videos, newsletter and more. Soon there will be a clickable map to help travellers locate services in the area they are.
Business Directory

Third
Show your support with a limited edition "I helped launch The Planet Tour" t-shirt. Fund from the sales go to paying my support staff.
The Planet Tour store

Lastly, if you have an interest in me showing up in your area and know of a venue to perform in please contact us thru the website.
Contact The Planet Tour

Off and running again to try and beat some rain
Cheers

Thursday, July 15, 2010

What's in a name? EVERYTHING! and nothing...

I just did a quick run up thru the Columbia Icefield Parkway and had some great weather going up (it rained most of the way back so it was worth it).
It was a great way to get to my gig,which was a golf tournament, in Grande Cache AB. An awesome ride up through some of the most amazing mountain valleys with the crispness of the air as you pass the glaciers and streams. Pure bliss, the travel doesn't feel like a chore so you ignore that it is over 7 hours of butt numbing because you don't care!

James Moore, from Comedy Monday Night, was with me as he was to be my emcee for the event. Any chance to get out on the bikes and do comedy and you can usually count him in.
We stopped for gas and food in Lake Louise as there are not many places to stop on the parkway and the ones you do find, can be hard on the wallet. Besides, once on there we were only stopping for pics and nothing else as time was tight.

While in Lake Louise I snapped this pic through the restaurant window with my GoPro. A third sport tourer  had pulled in along side Suzy B and James' Kaye. (yeah, he named his too). Those that know me understand my love of sporting bikes so I had to take a pic. The fish eye lens gives it an odd perspective yet it captures the beauty of the view we had plus the 3 sporty rides.

Inside there were 2 friendly couples across the aisle that had ridden up here from Wisconsin USA, on their motorcycles so that was enough to start a conversation. They were very pleasant and excited by all the attractions they had scene on their tour so note comparing was the order of the moment as we rattled off places visited.

They were also receptive to suggestions of places to see, so I gave them all sorts of places to check out on their way back that they would've  never found on their own in the short time they had. Its a common trait I've noticed with bikers. If they've had a great time on a great road or attraction they want to share it with other riders so they can experience it too. It is a sort of 'pay it forward' that seems to find its way back to you in strange ways.

Like that time last year when that CHiPs officer pointed my group toward a fantastic road we had not even thought of going down while we were making our way through the desert heat to see Joshua Tree National Forest. I am always eager to tell people about those hidden gems so maybe that was a payback? Either way, thanks officer for making our ride that much better. But I've side tracked, now back to the recent trip and my new Wisconsin friends.

That coming Sunday, back in Calgary, I was doing a show and a DVD recording. The cheese heads, as Wisconsin residents are sometimes affectionately called,  were going to be in town so I gave them information on the show. I don't think we even introduced ourselves as there were so many stories about where they were going and where they had been. It was that bond strangers, who enjoy being out there traveling on the bike just seem to have. It is a short relationship that lasts until you part ways. Names seem like an unnecessary formality.

I never really thought I would see them again but, come Sunday, there they were, buying tickets to the show! I had hoped they would stick around after so I could say hi, but with all the distractions, people I had to talk to right after the show, they somehow slipped out before I could thank them.
Complete strangers who shared a common bond of touring so they came out to support my show and the live art form that is my life. It is the type of gesture that is golden to a performer and reminds me of why I do this crazy thing I do for a living. I hoped they enjoyed the show. I heard they were laughing.

 Upon downloading my window pic I see I also captured the 2 big Harleys, in the top right hand corner, that belonged to those nice folks from Wisconsin. So in a way they are part of this picture.
Since they were heading to Jasper and then back I know they also shared this view (in my next pic) as you reach the top of the pass on the parkway.

I hope you 4 made it back safe and one day perhaps I will get an email to let me know you did and that you found the Wayne Hotel near Drumheller like I told you.
If you ever see this pic I'm sure you will have a vivid memory of that view that far exceeds what a camera could capture but I hope it brings them flooding back in as it does to me. I can't wait to do this road again and I am sure you guys are on the same page.

Be safe everyone. Never go faster than your guardian angel's screaming can be heard.
Cheers
Daryl

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Bears and camera settings!!

Hi folks
to date The Planet Tour has logged over 4000km and we have just started! This does not include the 15,000 test kms I did the last 2 seasons.
I have seen 3 bears so far and one was a grizzly right alongside the road. I will show that in episode 5.
Yesterday while driving back from a show in Grande Cache AB I was on the Columbia Icefield Parkway which has some spectacular views. Then it was thru Banff National Park so I decided to do the Bow Valley Parkway as chances of spotting wildlife are always good on that road at dusk.
This is when I saw bear number 3 in as many weeks. A medium sized black bear wandered across the highway. I hastily retrieved my new camcorder from my tank bag. In my excitement I did not notice it was set to still pics (it doubles as a regular camera). I was more worried about making a clean getaway incase Yogi suddenly changed course. As such, no video or pics and then....my battery died. Sigh... more gear to buy!!
Episodes will be coming a bit faster now. A few teething problems at first, as we get the logistics figured out on the best way to get video from the road to the editor.
If you wish to see more episodes more often you can help in 2 ways.
1- I need more people to subscribe to the show as sponsors only think in terms of numbers. Also please share the video links with as many people as you can because hits are good too
2- be the coolest person in your 'hood with the limited edition "I helped launch The Planet Tour" T-shirt available on the website.
The store is up and running.
Money raised from the T-shirts goes to help pay for my support team. There are people in the background that are all part of this fun project. Lynda who manages the business and office end of things and of course my editor(s).
We have them with The Planet Tour logo in blue for the dudes and pink for the chicks.
By the way if you are offended by the use of the term "chick" you're probably not the kind of broad that should be watching the show....no offense to the dames and skirts
;-)
If you order now I am throwing in a copy of my first comedy album "Herding The Sheeple" in MP3 for your iTunes or personal MP3 player as my thank you.

If you wish for The Planet Tour to stop into your town or business please contact us to arrange it.
info@theplanettour.com

Thanks for following along and please share the road safely with motorcycles and all others.
Cheers
Daryl

Friday, June 25, 2010

Chasing bears!!

The first episode is now online. Subscribers will have been informed already.
 Production value will increase as we go. Just working within the budget I have.
Made it from Calgary to Birkenstock II, down to Vancouver, over to Kelowna and home all in one piece. Experienced rain, a party, rain, bears, more rain, shitty Vancouver traffic. Yes, I said it. Vancouver traffic is the worst part of that city. Besides the fact that there are many new drivers on the road there it is the road system and its lack of planning that irks me most. For a city that pretends to be so "green" I found myself idling in traffic jams from road ways that are 20 year behind the demand. The Skytrain is not an option as it is limited to where it goes. Bike paths are few in comparison to my home city of Calgary. Odd how the big evil oil city of Calgary is more eco-friendly. We have the most extensive bike path system in North America, green wind energy powering our C-train and roads that are not always plugged at 2 in the afternoon with traffic jams.
Protesting and being proactive are 2 different things folks. Vancouver....get working on it even if it means you may have to cut down a tree or 2 to do it.
You'll see what I mean when you see the video.
Here is the link for it on Youtube
More to come folks, stay safe.
Daryl